the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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