it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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