How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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