Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He passed out mid-signature
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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