after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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