There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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