You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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