I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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