Cold hands, warm shart.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
youre lurking in front of me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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