Kareoke will never be a sober sport
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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