dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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