that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She's the barista slut.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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