hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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