I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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They have beer where we have blood.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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