This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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