i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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