This girl is more easily done than said...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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