Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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