she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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