Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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