he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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