Whod you bang
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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