Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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