covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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