I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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