I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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