yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
This is my gift to your gina
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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