i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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