Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The ass gains better be worth it
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