i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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