i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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