What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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