if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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