i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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