And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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