I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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