We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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