FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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