My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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