Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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