I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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