fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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