dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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