Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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