Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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