sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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