Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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