she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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