All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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