Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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